LILY TOMLIN QUOTES

I LOVE LILY! Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. For fast-acting relief try slowing down. Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. The best mind-altering drug is truth. The road to success is always under construction. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin