DOROTHY PARKER
1. It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
2. “If, with the literate, I am Impelled to try an epigram, I never seek to take the credit; We all assume that Oscar said it.”
3. That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
4. Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
5. Oh seek, my love, your newer way; I'll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday Go take your damned tomorrow!
6. "I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, After four I'm under my host!"
7. "I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
Dorothy Parker
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