LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
STEVE MARTIN
I just got back from France...
...boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night..
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin
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